I don't do much actual news reportage these days, but sometimes I still go out on assignment, like last week when I covered this "ground-breaking". Not only was no ground actually broken, but I got a $186 ticket in the bargain.

“The pickles must be out of the jar,” quipped Orange County Board of Commissioners Chair Valerie Foushee as she called to order the groundbreaking ceremony for the Piedmont Food & Agricultural Processing Center in Hillsborough last Wednesday. (there's more of the story here)

And here's a pretty picture of the proposed floor plan: